she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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