New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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