My first STD was from a foam party
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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