He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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