Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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