I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
