There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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