Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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