State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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