Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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