it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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