Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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