In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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