No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize