STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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