come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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