we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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