Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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