my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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