whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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