Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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