Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I seem to have left my pride at pride
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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