Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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