who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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