Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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