she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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