Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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