Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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