dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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