Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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