sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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