You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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