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(704): View more from North Carolina

Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town

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(847): View more from Illinois

you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.

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(818): View more from California

Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK

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(512): View more from Texas

Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...

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(845): View more from New York

Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.

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