hotel room ftw
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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