Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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