god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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