I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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