YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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