it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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