glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
