Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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