i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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