hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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