It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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