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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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