Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She's the barista slut.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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