Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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