I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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