It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
