doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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