Your tits are I can't wait for
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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