And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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