I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Randomize
